Funny Cat Names – 150 Hilarious Ideas

Looking For The Most Hilarious, Silliest, Funny Cat Names? Look No Further! Naming Your Kitty Is No Joke, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Make A Few Along The Way!

If you’re a cat lover, you (and T.S. Eliot) know that the naming of cats can be a difficult matter!

So we think you’ll find that our humorous monikers for your terrific tabby or tom are the cat’s meow!

We have black cat names funny and punny. And we even have cute funny cat names.

You’ll find inspiration for boy cats, and inspiration for girls cats, right here on this page plus heaps more ideas in those links.

But if you are looking for names to make you smile, scroll on down.

Cats are comical creatures who can keep us (and themselves!) entertained for hours on end. Is there anything funnier than a ferocious tiny kitten chasing its own tail round and round in circles?

Or a full grown scaredy cat when he catches his reflection in the mirror for the first time?

In honor of our furry friends’ never-ending ability to make us laugh, we’ve come up with a slew of funny cat names for all colors of the furry feline rainbow.

For your consideration we have: funny orange cat names, witty white cat names, amusing tabby cat names and, yes, funny calico cat names!

We’ve even included funny Siamese names and some humorous Persian cat names.

Best Funny Cat Names

What’s in a name?

When it comes to Felis Catus (your moggie’s scientific name!) your cat likely has more than one name, like mine does.

If he has nine lives, it stands to reason that he should have at least as many names, right?

Cats were domesticated over 5,000 years ago and were considered sacred to the ancient civilizations in Egypt and China.

Today there are over 70 different cat breeds our furry feline friends range from the luxuriously long-haired Persian to the hairless Sphynx.

If you’re considering adding a funny name to your cat’s given name, or want to start off a new kitty on the right paw by bestowing it with a funny name from the get-go, how about one of the suggestions below?

Funny human names for cats

Does your cat seem more human than feline? If so, he or she just may need a suitable name that reflects their “person”ality!

• Cat Stevens
• Ali Cat
• Cat Benatar
• Cindy Clawford
• Meowly Cyrus
• Oprah Whisker
• Pawdry Hepburn
• Fleas Witherspoon
• Jennifurr
• Picatso

Funny female cat names

If your adorable girl cat could use a funny name, how about one of these humorous monikers:

• Achoo
• Babushka
• Baboo
• Bink-Bink
• Kitty Poppins
• Blimpy
• Catsey Cline
• Catniss
• Cat Middleton
• Hairy Mulligan
• Cameow
• Abby Tabby
• Kitney Spears
• Clawdia
• Kitty Banshee

Funny male cat names

Are you looking for a name that reflects your male cat’s comedic ability? He’s sure to love any one of these funny names:

• Bagel Face
• Meowsie
• Cat Damon
• Clawdius
• Butch Catsidy
• Mr. Meowgi
• Bing Clawsby
• Neil Catrick Harris
• Don Drapurr
• Chubby Bunny

Funny cat names play on words

Someone funnier than me actually thought these hilarious names up, and I bet you laugh as loud as I did when I read them!

• Anderson Pooper
• Fish Bait
• Cat Sajak
• J.R.R. Tolkitten
• Kittles
• Lucifurr
• Fidel Catstro
• Catillac
• Catsup
• Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
• Leopardo DeCatrio
• Will Feral
• Paw Revere
• Catticus
• Frank Lloyd Bite

Cute funny cat names

Do you have a lolcatz, one of those simply too-cute-for-words kittens? If so, consider one of these cutey pie funny names:

• Abracadabra
• Babaganoosh
• Tabbytha
• Hairy Potter
• Catserole
• Santa Claws
• Flufferton
• Fuzzinator
• Just Kitten
• Tina Spay
• Butterbean
• Bellatrix
• David Hasselpoop
• Hershey
• Ebefleazor Scrooge

Black cat names funny

Black cats are special and they deserve a comedic name that contrasts with their dark and mysterious allure:

• Earl Grey
• Black Cat Scat
• Oreo
• Shady Lady
• Licorice
• Eight Ball
• Bo Jangles
• Espresso
• Morticia
• Warlock
• Raven
• Phantom

Funny orange cat names

I have a stray orange cat that eats three square meals a day in my back yard.

He hasn’t told me his name yet, so I’m considering one of the following:

• O.J.
• Ron Fleasly
• Butterscotch
• Lemony Snicket
• Pawsanova
• Puss N Boots
• Pico de Gato
• Garfield
• Cinnamon
• Flame
• Nacho
• Toulouse (from Aristocats)
• Ginger
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Henry Hissinger

If you have a stray friend or two, check out our lovely guide!

Funny white cat names

Who doesn’t love a pristine, perfect, ivory white cat? Just for fun, let’s give him or her a totally wacky name:

• Aspirin
• Avalanche
• Snow Storm
• Miraclaw
• Marshmellow
• Twinkletoes
• Snow White
• Alaska
• Cotton Ball
• Ice Ice Baby
• Chowder
• Cool Whip
• Q-tip
• Sir Coconut
• Vodka

Funny tabby cat names

Tabbies are a whole lot of fun. Are you looking to give your tabby a unique name, one that no other cat in the neighborhood has?

Then go ahead and check out these distinctive monikers:

• Puddy Tat
• Bob Scratchit
• Gigabyte
• Paw Newman
• Yeti
• Paul McCatney
• Shushi
• Colin Furrth
• Purrito
• Barfolomeow

Funny calico cat names

Calicos are funny looking (can I say that?). Of course, they’re funny looking in the most adorably cute way!

Any one of these names would suit a calico kitty:

• Dot-Dot
• David Meowie
• Caterpillar
• Cat Winslett
• Tempurra
• Puddy Cat
• Jelly Bean
• Donald Tramp
• Chewbacca
• Abbie Dabbie Doo

Funny Siamese cat names

Originally from Siam, now called Thailand, the Siamese cat is mysteriously enigmatic with its high-pitched meow and ocean-blue eyes.

I think one of these names would be purrfect for a Siamese cat:

• Catmando
• Chairman Meow
• Leopard Nimoy
• Katbuki
• Buddha
• Catzilla
• Catalie Portman
• Genghis Cat
• Pad Thai
• Luke Skywhisker
• Shun Gon (from Aristocats)
• Tempurra
• Empress
• Purrsnickity
• Whispurr

Funny Persian cat names

This beautiful feline represents one of the oldest known breed of cats and is associated with the Egyptian Pharaohs.

Often used as show cats, they enjoy a thick, long coat, and have a unique flattened face. Why not give them a funny name, too?

• Whispurr
• Heidi
• Catacomb
• Jaspurr
• Fuzz Aldrin
• Catpernicus
• Veronicat
• Puma Thurman
• Demi Meower
• Leonardo DeFuzzy
• Shakespurr
• Pancake
• Mufasa (from Lion King)
• Razzmatazz
• Copy Cat

Best Funny Cat Names

I hope you were paws-itively inspired by our lists of the best funny cat names.

If you are looking for funny female cat names or funny male cat names, surely one of our suggestions is the cat’s meow, yes?

Do you have a moggie with a funny name? Or, do you have some more funny suggestions for us? We’d love to hear your ideas below!

And here are a few more great lists that you might enjoy!

• Abyssinian Cat Names
• Balinese Cat Names
• Calico Cat Names
• Disney Cat Names
• Exotic Cat Names
• Girl Cat Names