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Funny Girl Cat Names

August 16, 2021 By Megan Austwick Leave a Comment

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Looking for some funny girl cat names to suit your new kitten? Most kittens go to their new homes when they are only 8 weeks old. But, you can already tell when they’re going to be a little joker! Is your new kitten zooming around the house, leaping after your feet, and just being all round hilarious? Well, a funny girl cat name can be the perfect way to compliment that wonderful, fun personality!

Coming up with a funny name can be tough. Remember to choose something you’ll be happy with for the rest of your cat’s life. For some cats, this can mean as long as 20 years! So, don’t rush into a name. You can always try a few different ones out to see which one suits your girl best! There’s no rush to choose the perfect name immediately. Here are some of our favorite ideas to get started:

Funny Female Cat Names

  • Baker
  • Careless Whisker
  • Catnip Everclean
  • Chewie
  • Cleocatra
  • Ewok
  • Fleas Witherspoon
  • Frizzy
  • Grizzly
  • Hello Kitty
  • Kit Kat
  • Kitty Purry
  • Lioness
  • Madame
  • Margaret Scratcher
  • Mariah Hairy
  • McGonagall
  • Siren
  • Skimbleshanks
  • The Boss
  • The Dog
  • Tubby
  • Waffle
  • Wiggles
  • Your Highness
funny girl cat names

Punny Names for Girl Cats

Funny girl cat names can be a play on words. And the beauty of this type of name is that the only limit is your imagination. Can you think of any others we could add to this list?

  • Carrie Bradpaw
  • Catalie Dormer
  • Catalie Portman
  • Catastophe
  • Cat Benatar
  • Catsy Cline
  • Cher Pawowitz
  • Cindy Clawford
  • Deloris Van Catier
  • Feline Dion
  • Fleyonce
  • Furgie
  • Furmione Granger
  • Grow-lein Maria
  • Jane Pawsten
  • Jennifur Anderson
  • Kitney Spears
  • Mary Pawpins
  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Pawdrey Hepburn
  • Puma Thurman
  • Purrsei Lannister
  • Ravenclaw
  • Stevie Licks
  • Tina Spay

Cute Funny Girl Cat Names

Punny ideas aren’t for everyone. And, even though our cats can be hilarious, we can’t ignore that they’re also adorable! Here are some cute names that are also a little silly to put a smile on your face.

  • Bandit
  • Barley
  • Beans
  • Carrots
  • Caterpillar
  • Cheddar
  • Cheeto
  • Chipmunk
  • Copy Cat
  • Diva
  • Dumpling
  • Fuzzball
  • Glamourpuss
  • Marble
  • Ninja
  • Pogo
  • Puddy Tat
  • Sassy
  • Skunk
  • Snoopy
  • Soprano
  • Squish
  • Tic Tac
  • Toothless
  • Twinkle Toes

Funny Female Names for Big Cats

Do you have a big cat breed? Whether you’ve got a Maine Coon, a Persian, or even a Savannah cat, these funny girl cat names will be a great, silly way to emphasise that size!

  • Beasty
  • Big Boned
  • Bigfoot
  • Brienne of Tarth
  • Catwalker
  • Chubbs
  • Elephant
  • Everest
  • Giantess
  • Just Fluffy
  • Lofty
  • Mammoth
  • Miranda
  • Princess Fiona
  • Puss Almighty
  • Queen Kong
  • Sahara
  • Skyscraper
  • Sumo
  • Supermodel
  • Supersize
  • Tiger
  • Tilda
  • Titanic
  • Whopper

Funny Girl Names for Small Cats

What about the other end of the spectrum? Maybe you have a Singapura, a Munchkin, or a Cornish Rex! Here are some great and comical names for the smallest cat breeds out there.

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  • Acord
  • Anklebiter
  • Atom
  • Baby
  • Bug
  • Chickpea
  • Chipmunk
  • Elf
  • Half Pint
  • Kitten
  • Lentil
  • Lightweight
  • Micro
  • Minnie
  • Peanut
  • Pixie
  • Portable
  • Shortie
  • Speck
  • Sprinkles
  • Stubby
  • Tadpole
  • Teeny Weeny
  • Tiddler
  • Tinkerbell

Funny Girl Cat Names Inspired by Color

Your cat’s breed and size don’t have to be the only things to draw inspiration from. In fact, what about using the color or pattern of their fur for some silly name ideas? Here are some that might tickle your funny bone!

  • Aspirin
  • Barcode
  • Batcat
  • Black Eyed Pea
  • Camo
  • Carrot top
  • Catwoman
  • Chimneysweep
  • Chowder
  • Dorito
  • Espresso
  • Facepaint
  • Gingey
  • Inksplat
  • Lava
  • Motley
  • Nacho
  • Oreo
  • Snowflake
  • Strawberry Blonde
  • Tabbytha
  • Tango
  • Toothpaste
  • Towie
  • Zebra

Funny Rescue Cat Names

Looking at the random names for rescue cats can be a great way to choose a funny girl cat name. Especially if your new lady is a rescue cat herself! Austin Pets Alive in Texas has some wonderful cats ready for adoption. Here are some of the hilarious names they’re given!

  • Animal 22
  • Beach Volleyball
  • Boaty McBoatface
  • Camilla the Chicken
  • Cash Money
  • Castaspella
  • Cheez It
  • Cuddly Goober
  • Deeply Hidden
  • Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
  • Eighty Melons
  • Egg
  • Gobbledygook
  • Honey Thief
  • Judge Judy
  • Kitchenaid
  • Lion Scones
  • Margarita Machine
  • Massage Therapist
  • New York Strip
  • Pink Fairy Armadillo
  • Purresa May
  • Shitake
  • Technicolor Beat
  • Tiny Revolution

If you still haven’t got your future cat yet, but are preparing what funny name you’ll pick, it’s a great idea to consider rescue! There are plenty of wonderful, friendly cats and kittens out there in need of a new home. And they’ll be full of love for you no matter what name you choose.

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Tips for choosing the Right Name

The best funny girl cat names are the ones that suit your new lady perfectly. And, the best one might not spring out at you straight away. In fact, many people find that there’s a few name ideas they just keep coming back to. So, don’t stress if it takes you a few days.

You may even find it easier to choose once your kitty is home with you. Try a few different options out on her and see if she reacts to any. Maybe one of them will just feel right compared to the others. You can also get the whole family involved. Do you have kids, or know any kids? They can be a great source of funny names! Ask them what they think your new cat should be called, and see if any of those fit the bill!

We would love to hear if you’ve chosen any of the funny girl cat names in this guide. Or, if you’ve thought of another great and hilarious name that we should add to our list!

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